Saturday, December 26, 2020

The Ring

Hang with me here. Thank you for reading this far. What if the ring is a well that starts from the clouds and either goes up to the moon or down to the earth and that’s where that creepy lady crawls from.

Friday, December 11, 2020

Monday, August 3, 2020

Choose Your Zorg
this Zorg says “i’m refined” not fine.
this Zorg is dreaming about Ninentendo Portal.
this Zorg’s fire went out so it had to reignite.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

My Schedule 1:0O a.m. to 1:30 a.m.

Wrote up this monologue on how I could just decote myself to doing beneficial things to my life for one minute a fay, and then I thought, ehy not do 30 things a day and then, ehy jot 30 thjngs in a roe.. the dynamic non- static quality of the experience will become the norm and it will be easy to shift. So here’s the list of my schedule. I’m conjecturing that it will be tiresome to switch so oftne and maybe next time i will try 15 things for two minutes each.
But first I’m going to have half a cigarette which is going to taken an eternity according to my new schedule four or five lifetimes, careers focuses. How wasteful!
And here was the initial thought experiment, if you will, or whatever. Definitely repeated some of what is written above.
Will update after this smoke and my busy schedule for the evening.. may fall asleep midway through, or maybe see you in a bit! Zornk.

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

New Letterhead

They shouldn’t of just given out this letterhead to every American. As a conneisuer of funny letterheads, this one will be useful for the Raver Tip! (Nothing naughty planned, Santa)