Thursday, January 21, 2021

Stayin’ Fuckin’ saf’ Day 311

It’s almost my second quarantine birthday. Unfortunately I have done nothing fun with my 33rd year. Well that’s not true. Sorry to lie to you. I usually admit it right after I fib, or feel guilt unbearable.
The girl model of frog and i slept in a Durango SLT in Pismo, then got a hotel night two and I watched silent films when she passed out.
It was a fun trip, 2 days, avoiding the maskless n cops and LA “people.”
I went to Tahoe and sledded backwards down a hill nearly permanently damaging my tailbone.
I got into VR.
I’m doin damn well comparatively.
Here’s to the last 9 weeks of year 33! Cheers! To partial sobriety and zorging out hard core, norm core and soft core.
Xo
Love you,
The Raver Tip Guy

Saturday, December 26, 2020

The Ring

Hang with me here. Thank you for reading this far. What if the ring is a well that starts from the clouds and either goes up to the moon or down to the earth and that’s where that creepy lady crawls from.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=13rFbDz_Eu18A4FDv6byPr_dS3dJ8rIIC

Friday, December 11, 2020

Monday, August 3, 2020

Choose Your Zorg

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1ZUHY3nXgg5-lRP13MOXpBSJ88P4Lk79Q
this Zorg says “i’m refined” not fine.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1OPvXSvejplo6qjbCwedstn0jAcm7slQ0
this Zorg is dreaming about Ninentendo Portal.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1ts8wTaZ9cm0KOhNEDCgIPoAVUwh1XQ0M
this Zorg’s fire went out so it had to reignite.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

My Schedule 1:0O a.m. to 1:30 a.m.

Wrote up this monologue on how I could just decote myself to doing beneficial things to my life for one minute a fay, and then I thought, ehy not do 30 things a day and then, ehy jot 30 thjngs in a roe.. the dynamic non- static quality of the experience will become the norm and it will be easy to shift. So here’s the list of my schedule. I’m conjecturing that it will be tiresome to switch so oftne and maybe next time i will try 15 things for two minutes each.
But first I’m going to have half a cigarette which is going to taken an eternity according to my new schedule four or five lifetimes, careers focuses. How wasteful!https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1ncgnjhY9kvKh5Ba2gIUHRjc3hNPCg8x0o
And here was the initial thought experiment, if you will, or whatever. Definitely repeated some of what is written above. 
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1jjA9zXnVxUISTfDes9XQdfkOiYXdVry-
Will update after this smoke and my busy schedule for the evening.. may fall asleep midway through, or maybe see you in a bit! Zornk.

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

New Letterhead

They shouldn’t of just given out this letterhead to every American. As a conneisuer of funny letterheads, this one will be useful for the Raver Tip! (Nothing naughty planned, Santa)

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1AoNzWhY5HeMyBP83YPVZjE5uwQ9DeNxE